I’ve heard songs that I like but they include lyrics like 

“wake you up in the middle of the night to say I’ll never walk away”

or

“maybe I’m just in love when you wake me up”

and I’m like aw but if anyone woke me up (in the middle of the night or at all) then I would literally unleash the motherbitch that I can be.

thus ending our romantic relationship.

sigh.